Avian times delicacy

It's the best. You do 350 g. Neuenfeldt & Deters GmbH Zoute Pinda's and a BRACH'S BIG BAG Candy Corn (1 lb.). The "g" should actually be adjacent to the "0" instead of separated by a space. No period after the "g". But I would then feel like I have to put the "lb." next to the "1". I could do that, but I couldn't get rid of the "." after "lb". But CRYSTAL 99 taught me all about consistency, whatever will I do? A: Make up an OCD word like "zibbangrinietchka" and use it as my comfort.

It's the best. You do 350g Neuenfeldt & Deters GmbH Zoute Pinda's and a BRACH'S BIG BAG Candy Corn (1lb.).

Also

It's the best. You do 350g Neuenfeldt & Deters GmbH Zoute Pinda's and a BRACH'S BIG BAG Candy Corn (1lb).

Also

It's the best. You do 350 g. Neuenfeldt & Deters GmbH Zoute Pinda's and a BRACH'S BIG BAG Candy Corn (1 lb.).

Rinse, repeat.

Cytokine storm

I don't want to die of a Cytokine storm .

part one in the "old" series

From: D
To: "J"
Subject: Re: chris k.
Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 09:55:10

Hi hi, almost went to Nanook but ended up with hot and sour soup
and a shopping mall at the last minute. How long are you darkroom?
I start 'being around' again pretty soon. I'm hiding out in
Somerville. I'm pretty unscheduled, though I was almost in LA
today, but I don't 'have it together.'
I'm surprised Chris K even knows my name.

ciao
dogr

'a-sick with 'a-flu

I am 'a-sick with 'a-flu. There is to be a referendum on this condition at noon today. Note the use of "there is to be."

Also:

koko poky

maladrana

chingook

Caffeine, duizenblad bevordert de eetlust

He said "period of slump," and I was too weak to resist.

Thank you, Continent.

Yesterday I composed a sentence that was expressed in speech:

"Are we going to make a party with a begininng, and then we can put all later the food?"

Thank you, you Grand Continent. I will stay forever here to make an enjoyment.

Yet another blog post made only out of a title.

With apologies to Jack .

And the radio plays

David Bowie sings a lyric in a song. I'm not completely certain, but I think it is from the album NEVER LET ME DOWN.
He sings,
"Shake it, shake it, what's my line?"
with the back-up ladies.

Toby called.
He said, "I had a flash ten years forward and I realized she would be 70 years old by then."

When I was a teenager, I wrote a serial story called REVOLUTION AIRPLANE on the Macintosh LC III, which I am considering printing and photocopying and

Also:
"Vas Deferens" cursive graffitotagged on a Jersey barrier.
Victor Pontis-Michaido
Lou Colangelo
Dick Mazzei
Coach Rich saying "come on Lions" in a slow, stroke-victim voice, his son who was also named David, and the DeGuglielmo twins.
Hitting the ball in T-ball, but running to first base with my bat and then getting tagged out.

silvervis

I found silverfish in the basement today. When you touch a piece of bleached paper (such as one square of toilet paper) to the topside of the silverfish, the silverfish explodes and leaves a puff of grey dust in the air. Just touch the corner of the paper to the silverfish.
If you have a silverfish crawling on your bicycle, let it be. The silverfish will flock to the part under the seat where the springs are.
I had a silverfish friend. Thank you, his name was "Evil Fantastic".

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doktor ii

high pitched clean short bingk! North
wet flappo means west
gas means east
clonk means south

oct 11 1984 10:04AM
jan 17 1207 5:46AM
nov 23 9791 6:57PM

doktor, hart, hartstikkende, hartstikkende dood

Dear Tommy,

I am receiving a sore throat. What are you receiving? Why does it take so long for postal mail to reach New York City?
Remember when we first met and you refused to call me "David"? You called me "Jon". You were astounded that I didn't receive daily comics electronically. I preferred properly printed comics.

Good luck, I heard there was stone in your pipes at home and that was what was causing the backup.

Hartstikkende dood,

David

She spelled "appointment" as "oppointment".

She lives in a dorm and she told me that "all our dorms here are connected to e-mail."

Otherwise the future looks bleak for my jaw harp.

Bell is Buzzer

He went to post something early and he took both sets of keys with him.

common conversation

"It's a decision maker."
"No, no, it's a lie detector."

(Also: "You can't get it on the web.")

Grand Unified Force Revisited

A physicist friend of mine bumped into me on the Metro and proceeded to tell me that he had completed his version of the Grand Unified Theory. I smiled a complacent smile, but deep inside my brain, a thought was beginning to develop in the form of an unspoken sentence of envy. "I thought I was the Grand Unified Theory." I never said it out loud. Now it occurs to me that probably Michael Jackson thinks he is the Grand Unified Theory, as well.

My song is "Zero-Sum"

My song is "Zero-Sum".
(Such situations are rare.)
Did you hear a
bear's voice?
God gave me a
bear's voice.
Halla la la la la lay lu yuh.
Zero-sum me a-uh all the mornin'
Zero-sum me, build it up,
A Situation of tiny proportions,
which I can fit in my great, great pocket.

sprij, sprijj

I tried to see what onions did when they hit the meergranen pancake batter. "Battery Brides" was playing on the speakers, and I flipped another triple-A up in the air. It countered the motion of the x-axis, complemented the motion of the y-axis, and caused a fury along the z-axis.


I wished myself "good luck" and then I spat.

Chinese again

“Which one will you sit in?” she said sheepishly.
I had a ripe ripe bird, which was the only thing left to eat. I ripped off one leg, and thought about the previous years, the ones in which everything was vivid but still calm in its grand vividness, and I shoved it so hard into her ear that she finally lost the placenta out of her path, and it was then that we knew it was possible: The birth of the first child born after the Great Time Zone Wars. We were Chinese again, after years of being forced to birth white ladies’ babies out of our own intricate systems of womb and canals, while the white dilletantes continued to drink their mint julips and shove all the leftover mint leaves into their wombs.