Yes

Yes

Everything: yes

and I bring a big smelly water

sorry I didn't do it correctly again, or always.

Vlad Mountain

I ate two cloves of garlic to ward off Dragwlya.

Now I smell and the men probably aren't going to let me into the museum.

Adam Sandler in my dreams

Humping plastic cup
In a kind of hybrid room
Young, pale, and downy

You and ours

"Plallachlatulla,"

he said, in a declaratory fit of the Plalla Stripe Condition.

In a combination of the basement and the steamboat

Adam Sandler I am not a fan of you
Adam Sandler I am not a fan of yours
Adam Sandler I am not a fan of you and yours
Adam Sandler I am not a fan of you or yours

running around angularly and spitting

naked in my dream, too. But mostly running around angularly and spitting


running around angularly and spitting
running around angularly and spitting
running around angularly and spitting

"Harmony" by Elton John

is what I should be listening to in my Daddy's car, driving North on US 1, past Frank Giuffrida's Hilltop Steak House, past the Christmas Tree Shops Flourescent Rectangular Prism, past three Burger Kings and two McDonald's, up to Polcari's where I will be served a large portion of potato gnocchi that will sit in my belly and make my childhood bedroom smell like garlic into the mid-morning.

Ik hou van jou, mayonaise.

我愛你，蛋黃醬。
What they are trying to do is tell me that I can't go to the opening wearing only bread.

What they are trying to do is tell me that I should make more ginger tea and fewer ginger cigarettes.

What they are trying to do is tell me that I am eating too much after nine in the evening.

What they are trying to do is tell me that some people believe that I am eating too much after 10 in the evening.

What they are trying to do is tell me that the journalists have a convention where you spell out the word for the number if the number is between zero and nine, but you use the Arabic numerals for the number if the number is 10 or greater.

Ten is a well-known number. You always spell out a number by letters if the number begins the sentence.

Eleventy-seven.