Dropped a pineapple in the middle of the tram 14 tracks today, or, enjoyment.

While I was picking up the pineapple with my bicycle falling against me and my anxiety rising due to an oncoming taxi, I spotted two Yorkshire Terriers having clandestine sex behind their owner's open van door. The owner runs a meat-enjoyment cart in front of the Westerkerk. At least one of the Yorkies seemed to be experiencing the sensation of enjoyment. The other one was making things difficult. Two tourist couples were passing by the enjoyment and, upon viewing aforementioned enjoyment, also experienced a kind of unspoken and uncomfortable enjoyment, or so it seemed from the looks on the faces of the male halves of each of the couples.